Do you know "YD"?
Yukata de Date?
"Going out in a Yukata"
Yakiniku Daisuki?
"I love BBQ"
Wrong!
I can only do what I truly Yearn to Do... That's me, Junichiro Kagami!
Personally enjoying the happiness of others,
doesn't that sound awesome?
Stop right there!
Getting kicked out of school won't kill me,
but losing my way of life most certainly will.
Watch, as she changes reality!
Mr. Kagami will show us,
how amusing Japan can truly be.
Mornin', big bro.
Huh?
What the heck are you doing?
Writing my overdue anime blog entries, obviously.
All done!
In that case...
Time for sleep.
Hey, close the curtains for me.
What the heck are you saying?
You're teaching at my school today!
"Ultimate Otaku Teacher #05 | Search"
"Monster of Icho Academy"
Kiriko Shikishima's punishment has been repealed.
Mr. Junichiro Kagami will be hired as a part-time teacher at Icho Academy.
However, we need to carefully determine
what class he will be teaching, and when.
Is that clear, student council president?
Chairperson, I don't trust that man as teacher yet.
Even if he's your favorite,
I have no intention of supporting him.
"Student council president"
Even if he gets himself in trouble at school,
I won't interfere at all!
Yes.
That's precisely what I need from you.
Don't stand so close to me at school.
I don't want everyone to know you're my brother.
Mi-Mister Kagami!
Hey, Potatoes.
Th-Thank you for yesterday!
Thanks to you, I'm not expelled anymore.
Oh, good!
Next up is your school concert as Cutter Girl.
It's supposed to be my secret identity!
Please keep it a secret...
It's supposed to be underground!
Really?
Seems like it's too late for that.
Hey, that's the girl from the video...
Yeah! It's Cutter Girl!
What was that?!
An accident?!
Huh? Footprint?
Illegal parking.
Don't park cars in my way.
He kicked the car?!
Which secret evil organization modified him?!
Are you standing in my way?
Mr. Kagami! You have to do something...
You want me to die?
Staying away from those types is
the correct attitude for online gamers these days...
Stand in front of me, and you get this!
Ow...
Mr. Kagami!
Sergeant Saunders' soul!
Her Revolver Cannon's gone missing!!
That's the issue?
Where is it?! Where did it go?!
Hey, Cyborg Human! Start looking!
It's your fault the Revolver Cannon fell off!
--Sergeant Saunders can't transform without it! --Don't get--
--Don't get in my way!
--No, Mr. Kagami! --Don't get in my way!
Where did it go?!
Nanami, what are you doing to my big bro?
Where is it?!
That's Suzune's brother?
That weirdo? Seriously?
You're related to a weirdo who grovels on the ground for a stupid doll?
I feel sorry for you, Suzune Kagami!
My big bro is a real idiot and otaku, but he's proud of his way of life.
A gazillion times better than some weak-wille fool
who has to take out his pain on others to relieve himself!
Hey. Your stick is in my way.
I put it there. Problem?
Halt.
It's the chairperson!
Chairperson's here!
Hey! Options!
Can you tell everyone to help find
Sergeant Saunders' Revolver Cannon?
Yes, I understand.
Attention, everyone!
This is our new teacher, Mr. Junichiro Kagami!
Teacher?
That weird guy?
Let me quote his message to you.
"This fight is mine!
Before you fight my sister,
you shall take me on, as your teacher!"
End quote.
Yeah, and... wait, what?!
Heh, interesting...
Hey, um...
However, the showdown will be in three days.
There are no rules. Make the other admit defeat.
Heh. Crazy, as usual.
I'll be looking forward to it.
Hey! Who asked you to do that?!
Chairperson!
You want Junichiro Kagami to teach a class already?!
You said you would think carefully about it!
I carefully came to the conclusion that now is the time.
Lies!
Oh, then I guess you're teaching my class.
I guess that kind of makes it easier.
Huh? What do you mean?
My class is smaller right now.
Nanami sent like, half the class to the hospital.
Big bro?!
Mr. Kagami!
Someone take him to the nurse's office!
Oh look, I found it! The Revolver Cannon...
I have three days left to live...
Like that falling leaf...
Owned! Demolished!
Jeez, so negative!
Cheer up, big bro! I'll handle Nanami.
Stop crying!
Um, hey!
I have a plan!
I met someone online who's really good at handling these types of rough things!
"Heart on Heart"
So anyway...
I wonder what this person's like?
He's probably like a fighting game character.
Welcome home, milady!
Hey, sempai!
Come on Kiri,
I told you I don't do that stuff anymore...
A girl?!
Isn't it against some rule to suddenly bring this stuff up?
Hey, I know this voice...!
What's wrong, big bro?
But sempai, you just said the other day,
"Don't think you can survive in society by following stupid rules!"
Well that's for people like me to say.
You need maybe ten more years of training...
F-Face Punch?!
Face?
Punch?!
Wow, so the sempai you wanted to talk to used to be big bro's student?
I'm so surprised!
He said he'd take responsibility for what he did to me,
but then he just up and quit!
Big bro...!
Hey, Face Punch! Did you have to phrase it like that?!
So Seijuro's still up to no good, huh?
You know about that Cyborg Human?
Yes.
We went to the same middle school.
Back when I was very much active,
he was just starting off as a delinquent, so I took care of him.
Wow, so he was your underling?
Impressive.
Seijuro's father was a professional baseball player.
I heard he was taught at a really young age.
"Don't let anything stand in your way."
That was his dad's belief and teaching.
When he was in seventh grade, Seijuro was already a top-class pitcher.
Strike!
Meanwhile, his dad had a lot of enemies.
"Nanami, causes trouble"
"Weirdo Nanami's Massive Mouth" "Owner grits teeth to send bitter pill" "'Heyheyhey, I said hey'"
He grew isolated, and when he got injured and retired,
"Big Mouth Ends Career" "Refuses to change attitude. Further isolated." "Already past his prime"
the media bashed him.
He passed away, disappointed, due to illness.
Seijuro changed from that day...
He hurt his lead arm but kept throwing.
He would never get off the mound.
His teammates called him a "monster," and it wasn't a compliment.
--It's no fun playing with you. --It meant "incomprehensible alien."
--Go play alone! --It meant "incomprehensible alien."
It wasn't long before Seijuro became isolated,
just like his dad was.
Then, at the prefecture finals...
It was an easy second base fly ball.
The player who dropped it
was the ace pitcher before Seijuro joined the team.
You!
And so Seijuro was banned from playing middle school baseball ever again.
That's all I know.
How did such a problem child get in to our elite school?
Oh... I guess we let problem children in all the time,
as a student, or as a teacher.
So it was the chairperson.
No doubt.
So now she's pitting her problem children against each other.
What is she thinking?
Well, seems like Cyborg Human is a cool character, just the way I like.
I guess I'll play along with Options.
I see.
You paid not just my tuition and my debts,
and in return, you want me to go to your school?
Sounds like a dream come true, but...
the answer's no. I can take care of myself.
Besides, I'm never pitching again.
You misunderstand.
I don't plan to have you join our baseball team.
You will spend three years in front of me as a high school student.
You are required, since I purchased you.
You do not have a choice.
"Junichiro Kagami" "Subject: Tomorrow"
Meet at school gate, 10am tomorrow.
You got guts to call me up like this.
"Icho Academy"
Mi-Miss Kanou?!
Wh-Why are you here?!
Seijuro, you...
I decided how to settle this, two days from now.
Huh?
I thought we were just fighting, no rules.
There are no set rules.
Meaning, we can decide how to settle this!
So...
We're playing a game!
A game?
You can turn it down if you want. But...
if you do, I will have to release
shameful pictures of Miss Kanou here to the Internet!
Huh?!
Also, the loser becomes the winner's slave, for the rest of his life!
Y-You dirty cheater!
Giant boomerang, Cyborg Human.
I can say the exact same about you!
Forcing your advantage on others, that's what you always do.
The advantage being, violence.
Fine. I'll school you good in two days.
You'd better be ready, Otaku teacher!
Cool, just the way I like it!
What shameful pictures...?
From that one time...?
Or was it the other time...?
Dammit!
This console doesn't work! I can't practice!
M-Miss Kanou...
Here.
I didn't think you had the latest video game console.
Uh, thank you ma'am...
I'm gonna help you with this game for the next two days.
So I'm staying at your place.
Uh, I can't ask you to do so much...
If you give up the fight because you don't want to be a slave or something,
the whole world will see my shameful pictures!
I have to watch you!
You don't have to...
And he's a teacher. He won't...
He will!
He can't do mundane things anyone can do.
But he can do special things nobody else can,
as long as he truly yearns to do it.
That's the YD teacher, Junichiro Kagami!
YD...
He... is, a teacher, right?
"Heart on Heart"
Is Mr. Kagami okay?
I'm sure he has a grand scheme in his mind...
No, I'm serious!
Stop, I'm gonna take it seriously!
Do it! Go ahead!
--Huh?! Why is he hanging out with a girl? --Take my word for it!
You know our special discount.
Free drink ticket for introducing new masters.
Kagamin brings new people in like that.
Free drinks...?
I promise! In two days, during the game, you'll see the craziest shots!
Are you sure?
Of course!
I mean, after all, it's obvious who's gonna win.
Mr. Kagami! What are you doing?!
Hey, Potatoes!
Seijuro and Miss Kanou are training to beat you!
Meanwhile, you're out here flirting with girls?!
I can't allow this flirting!
I... I...
I hope all the happy people explode!
Huh? What's her issue?
Got it!
Hey! Good job!
Th-Thank you.
This game requires you to know a lot about soccer.
Rules, formations...
I'm impressed that you can play this game so well.
I knew you were smart.
So... if you're so smart, why are you still behaving like an idiot?
Huh?! Mr. Kagami hasn't come home yet?!
Is he still flirting with that girl?!
What? Flirting? Girls?!
I hope he explodes!
What?!
What the heck are you doing, big bro?!
You've changed, Miss Kanou.
I didn't recognize you for a second.
No, I haven't changed.
I just found a place for myself.
Come on! Concentrate!
Dad!
Come on, Dad!
Dad...?
Seijuro...
I taught you... to destroy everything that stands in your way, and never look back.
To push on...
Yeah! So don't let this disease beat you!
But...
that way of life will isolate you...
One day, you will regret it.
His arms were like tree trunks.
Now they are twigs.
--This isn't him. --Mr. Nanami! Mr. Nanami! Hold it together!
--This isn't my dad! --Mr. Nanami! Mr. Nanami! Hold it together!
Dad would never deny his way of life.
Dad would never lose!
Hold it right there!
Hey, what the hell?
--So I... --Don't you owe me an apology?
Hey, can you hear me, spiky head?
Stop screwing around and apologize!
Don't stand in my way!
Unlike you, Miss Kanou, I don't have a place to belong to.
I just know one thing...
He's standing in my way.
I can't lose!
Good, you didn't run.
You seem kinda beat up.
Heh. I spent the last two days practicing this without sleep.
But I still have enough energy for one game!
Really? That's worrying.
'Cuz we're gonna play soccer now!
Are you sure you can handle it?
What?!
I never said we're playing that video game.
I said we're playing a game.
A game of soccer!
Y-You!
"Next Episode | Search"
This is Seijuro Nanami, aka Cyborg Human.
To protect peace on Earth... I mean!
Dammit! Otaku teacher's getting on my nerves!
Next episode, my team faces off against
Otaku teacher's team in a lawless soccer match!
Loser becomes a slave forever!
Period six, "An Amusing View."
I'm no longer alone?
You know nothing about me!